
Have you ever considered this scenario? You, like most of the United State’s population, have one friend who is absolutely crazy over their iPhone. One day, when they are being particularly annoying, you ask to borrow the device to place a quick call. Your friend, after a careful inspection of your hands while muttering, “not… too greasy”, hands the phone over. You dial a ridiculous phone number (ex. 000-0000 or 800-8135) just to add to the moment. Then with a Howard Dean quality “EEEEEAAAARRRGH!” you toss the phone into a large body of water, passing bus, brush fire, bank drive-thru suction tube (you know, get creative). Your friend crumbles under the weight of their crushing sorrow, and you dance triumphantly having just vanquished the touch screen dragon. We thought you may have. Well since most of us still have some sense of right and wrong, this scenario plays out very rarely. That is, it used to play out very rarely. The website, iPhone Dummy, is currently selling extremely realistic looking iPhone replicas for just $20. Thats right, the aforementioned scenario is attainable. All you need is a small amount of funds, a major credit card, and some slight-of-hand practice. “Immortality, it’s yours, take it.”